Sasha Grey is Not as Cool as You Think
Sasha Grey is the contrived hipster symbol of voluntary emasculation female sexual empowerment. Every foreign film fan with vintage looking shoes and a deliberately crafted dorky haircut claims to be a fan of Sasha Grey because of her “political” pornography.
To begin with, she’s not as hot as people claim. She can look hot in some pictures, but without the assistance of a photographer hiding the squareness of her jaw, her lips which don’t quite come together right and her bell-end nose, she’s really just average. She does have a nice butt though.
She speaks with an arrogant and sanctimonious cadence; I can’t tell if this is a defensive thing or she actually believes in her mission that much. Oh yes, her mission: to prove to everyone she’s a “strong woman” and an “artist” through having her face spit on, slapped, and being fucked in the ass in the full nelson position.
Now don’t get the wrong idea; I’m as big of a proponent of rough, abusive, and downright filthy fucking sex as the cross-dressing uncle who slipped his camera under your covers while you slept. Why does he go to jail while Sasha Grey is revered?
She also fucks like a man and it’s not attractive at all. But this is part of why she’s a goddess among hipsters: they are a crowd of castrated little cunts. This is why they wear their pants so tight.
If you look at her myspace page (linked at the beginning of this post) you’ll notice she’s plain pretentious and tries way to fucking hard. Making a list of every band you’ve ever listened to under “music” is what fifteen year old kids who haven’t cultivated personalities yet do to try to make out they have personalities. OOH you’re myspace friends with Harmony Korine and Werner Herzog; better make sure they’re some of your top friends so everyone can see how deliciously controversially fucking alternative you are.
Spot on. She doesn’t do anything for me.
Italian neo-realism? Gag. Pun intended. I think she overcompensates with the pretension because she is aware of the hard truth of her identity being totally entangled with her being a porn actress. I mean, seriously. That’s all she is, so she reaches hard for alternate extensions of her personality. Being a thinking entity is the antithesis of being a female porn star. She wants to be something other than pussy even though that’s all she be remembered for anyway.
when she gapes – i look into the Nietzschean abyss – and it winks at me!
ha ha
also, ew
Wow I thought I was the only person who had that uncle.
For all the right reasons, I was a fan of Grey’s long before she opened her mouth to start proselytizing instead of just sucking cock.
Any feminist-leaning chick worth her salt knows about Germaine Greer. Grey has a brain and anybody can google a currently overlooked, former Icon and use her predecessor’s methodology to gain a toehold in a celebrity-choked world.
who the fuck is Sasha Grey? Someone link me to some of her porn…
haha just search for her on http://www.tube8.com or http://www.pornhub.com or something. but what might be better is youtubing her to see her in interviews.
i loooove pornhub.com and that is not an ironic or jokey comment.
Better than Sasha Fierce!
Beyonce= lame porn star + Tyra Banks ?
“Beyonce= lame porn star + Tyra Banks ?”
-ha…ha….good one.
um….I went…I saw. My computer caught a virus.
what!!! did you go to one of those two sites? i’ve never had any problems…shit i feel kind of bad now, sorry.
just kidding on the virus…figure of speech–considering the girl has had hundreds of partners. I watched an interview with her when she was 18 and she admitted to having had over 80 partners at that point!!! Oh my effin god!
She also has, like, no breasts. Someone had to say it.
Howard Stern a great takedown of her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBe1Sp74EKc
THIS is why females cant discuss pron.
They forget the object of the discussion
and turn it into a discussion of everything else
bleh
HH – why did Sasha have her [name ommitted] from my comment on the Authority post. I checked her err … oeuvre out on tube8 – and given time she will probably talk out of it. Just curious.
i’ll redact it. i can’t go in to detail but i thought you’d made reference to something personal and i was like WTF who is this person. yeah, weird. sorry about that.
Hey – delete the whole comment if it’s easier. Thanks.