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Sasha Grey is Not as Cool as You Think

Sasha Grey is the contrived hipster symbol of voluntary emasculation female sexual empowerment. Every foreign film fan with vintage looking shoes and a deliberately crafted dorky haircut claims to be a fan of Sasha Grey because of her “political” pornography.

To begin with, she’s not as hot as people claim. She can look hot in some pictures, but without the assistance of a photographer hiding the squareness of her jaw, her lips which don’t quite come together right and her bell-end nose, she’s really just average. She does have a nice butt though.

She speaks with an arrogant and sanctimonious cadence; I can’t tell if this is a defensive thing or she actually believes in her mission that much. Oh yes, her mission: to prove to everyone she’s a “strong woman” and an “artist” through having her face spit on, slapped, and being fucked in the ass in the full nelson position.

Now don’t get the wrong idea; I’m as big of a proponent of rough, abusive, and downright filthy fucking sex as the cross-dressing uncle who slipped his camera under your covers while you slept. Why does he go to jail while Sasha Grey is revered?

She also fucks like a man and it’s not attractive at all. But this is part of why she’s a goddess among hipsters: they are a crowd of castrated little cunts. This is why they wear their pants so tight.

If you look at her myspace page (linked at the beginning of this post) you’ll notice she’s plain pretentious and tries way to fucking hard. Making a list of every band you’ve ever listened to under “music” is what fifteen year old kids who haven’t cultivated personalities yet do to try to make out they have personalities. OOH you’re myspace friends with Harmony Korine and Werner Herzog; better make sure they’re some of your top friends so everyone can see how deliciously controversially fucking alternative you are.

  1. February 8, 2010 at 11:19 pm | #1

    Spot on. She doesn’t do anything for me.

  2. February 8, 2010 at 11:36 pm | #2

    Italian neo-realism? Gag. Pun intended. I think she overcompensates with the pretension because she is aware of the hard truth of her identity being totally entangled with her being a porn actress. I mean, seriously. That’s all she is, so she reaches hard for alternate extensions of her personality. Being a thinking entity is the antithesis of being a female porn star. She wants to be something other than pussy even though that’s all she be remembered for anyway.

  3. descartes
    February 9, 2010 at 9:54 am | #3

    when she gapes – i look into the Nietzschean abyss – and it winks at me!

    • Hunter
      February 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm | #4

      ha ha

      • Hunter
        February 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm | #5

        also, ew

  4. February 9, 2010 at 9:03 pm | #6

    Wow I thought I was the only person who had that uncle.

  5. Firepower
    February 11, 2010 at 5:26 pm | #7

    For all the right reasons, I was a fan of Grey’s long before she opened her mouth to start proselytizing instead of just sucking cock.

    Any feminist-leaning chick worth her salt knows about Germaine Greer. Grey has a brain and anybody can google a currently overlooked, former Icon and use her predecessor’s methodology to gain a toehold in a celebrity-choked world.

  6. February 12, 2010 at 12:13 am | #8

    who the fuck is Sasha Grey? Someone link me to some of her porn…

  7. February 12, 2010 at 5:19 am | #11

    Better than Sasha Fierce!

    Beyonce= lame porn star + Tyra Banks ?

  8. February 12, 2010 at 5:06 pm | #12

    “Beyonce= lame porn star + Tyra Banks ?”

    -ha…ha….good one.

  9. February 12, 2010 at 5:10 pm | #13

    um….I went…I saw. My computer caught a virus.

    • Hunter
      February 12, 2010 at 8:10 pm | #14

      what!!! did you go to one of those two sites? i’ve never had any problems…shit i feel kind of bad now, sorry.

  10. February 14, 2010 at 2:11 pm | #15

    just kidding on the virus…figure of speech–considering the girl has had hundreds of partners. I watched an interview with her when she was 18 and she admitted to having had over 80 partners at that point!!! Oh my effin god!

  11. Days of Broken Arrows
    February 14, 2010 at 8:30 pm | #16

    She also has, like, no breasts. Someone had to say it.

  12. February 14, 2010 at 8:42 pm | #17

    Howard Stern a great takedown of her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBe1Sp74EKc

  13. Firepower
    February 15, 2010 at 8:28 pm | #18

    THIS is why females cant discuss pron.
    They forget the object of the discussion
    and turn it into a discussion of everything else

    bleh

  14. descartes
    March 6, 2010 at 10:06 am | #19

    HH – why did Sasha have her [name ommitted] from my comment on the Authority post. I checked her err … oeuvre out on tube8 – and given time she will probably talk out of it. Just curious.

    • Hunter
      March 6, 2010 at 8:40 pm | #20

      i’ll redact it. i can’t go in to detail but i thought you’d made reference to something personal and i was like WTF who is this person. yeah, weird. sorry about that.

  15. descartes
    March 6, 2010 at 10:51 pm | #21

    Hey – delete the whole comment if it’s easier. Thanks.

  1. February 14, 2010 at 11:03 am | #1