Valentine’s Day
Not many girls are completely fine with their partner not acknowledging Valentine’s Day. They mostly don’t really value Valentine’s Day – only the most vapid women and pathetic men do. Their wanting guys to acknowledge it is a test. This is why even when you’ve given your customary male Fuck-The-System anti Valentine’s Day speech, she’s still not happy with your not acknowledging it.
If you acknowledge it then it mostly seems like you care. If you don’t acknowledge it then in her mind there’s the possibility that it wasn’t your anti-corporate activism preventing you from gushing out on whatever* to demonstrate your transcendent and eternal affection, but rather your lack of any affection.
And that’s why we celebrate Valentine’s Day. That’s also why I’ll probably go along with it; it’s just to assuage her insecurity. Pretty horrible.
*Do people actually give their partners chocolates and roses? I see, but I still have trouble believing.
I you feel you must go along with it, at least try to do so without spending money.
*If* you feel, etc.
oh but that requires thought
I’m going to a formal.
Two days before it.
Guess what I’ll be blogging about that weekend?
Especially since my date and I weren’t united by cupid, we were united by the awkward turtle.
i fully didn’t understand your comment
I’m going to a formal two days before valentine’s day, and I’m going to probably be blogging about it that weekend because something will happen because my date and I are incredibly awkward.
Have you heard of the awkward turtle?
a quick google means i now know what it is, haha
god your honesty is great. It’s what keeps me coming back. Buy her an orchid plant. It’s exotic, unusual, original, and they are stunningly beautiful. Stick a Snickers bar in it and call it a day.
oh well thank you very much
i’ll see how it goes
See, St. Valentine gets attention
whilst Nietzsche, abandoned
Lady Gaga – even more