I Banged Your…
Two weeks ago at a music festival a friend introduced me to a guy. He told me the guy’s name and I immediately knew who he was: I banged his sister a few years ago.
Upon shaking hands and saying Hi, the thought to immediately follow the greeting was, “I banged your sister.”
Every time I’ve met the fathers of girls I’ve seen I’ve always suddenly said in my head, and imagined saying out loud, “Hi I’m fucking your daughter.”
“I have holes in my socks.”
“I study philosophy.”
“We don’t use a condom. She’s on the pill, but let’s be honest; one always slips through eventually.”
“I got an STI test!
…but I never checked the results. My guilty conscience was already appeased ’cause I proved to myself that I probably could go through with it.”
It’s so satisfying.
As long as these stay just in your head, I think it is quite normal.
i hope that means you think terrible thoughts upon meeting mothers
no, but I do think of what I just did to her son, and know that I know her son in ways that she never will…hee…hee take that Freud. Delicious.
I’ve always wanted to date a single mom so I can have the pleasure of saying to her broodlings, “I’m fucking your mommy.”
Unfortunately, I don’t date single moms.
“i’m your new daddy, you little cunts.”
you never checked the results of your sti test?! i hate when my boyfriends see my parents, especially after we fuck even if my parents don’t know. it makes me feel dirty. two spheres of my life colliding that shouldn’t: the sexual and the familial.
i was kidding about the sti thing.
and yeah, introducing bfd/gfs to the family is purely something done out of obligation.
Yeah it’s the great unspoken charade.
I’m so glad I have a son.
Having a child can always chip away at a man’s armor. However with a son, as he gets older (assuming he’s a good kid/man), he will reinforce a man’s aging armor. A daughter will never strengthen her father’s armor. Having a daughter will forever present you with a vulnerability. All you can hope is that you’ve raised her well as judged by the type of man she chooses to have as a mate. Ultimately this strange man is the one you must come to trust.
having a son, i suppose if he meets a girl and you meet her parents, you can think “Hi my son’s fucking your daughter.”
HA! Your depravity is golden.
That reminds me of this guy I’m currently seeing. He says one of the most awkward things that happens in his house is when his fratbrothers hook up with each other’s sisters.
He says it has the potential to get nasty, and he’s happy he only has brothers.
i’m surprised you’re seeing a guy in a fraternity.
but yeah i could imagine
I’m surprised I am too, trust me.
Then, the only safe thing for you girls to do is whore it up with guys lacking sisters. Only children will emerge from their autistic shells to thank you with the gift of sticky legs.